1984 - James Falkofske
(E)I don't like your momma, and I don't like your poppa,
and I don't really (A)care (D)for (A)you(E)
But I (E)do like your sister, and I like her smile,
and I like all the things (A)she can(D-A-E) do
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(D)She's such a (A)fine little (E)girl
Oh (D)yes she's such a (A)fine little (E)girl
I want to (D)put her in my (A)bed to-(E)-night
And (D)see if she can (A)get it (E)right
I (D)think she can (A)get it (E)right
When I come over, and I see her a sittin' on that big couch all alone
I want to pull my shorts down around my ankles
and give her a big meaty bone
Cause it ain't fair, no it ain't right
That she should be stuck here alone to night
So let me show her, let me teach her well
How to party and raise a little hell -- oh yeah!
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Leave her and I alone for an hour - you might as well leave us alone for the night
I'll make my moves, I know I can't lose - so just turn off the light
Don't wait up - we won't be back
I'll take her down to my place to jump into the sack
And then in the morning - when the sun is shining bright
I'll bring her back home - and you'll see that I was right - oh yeah!
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